Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Take It Off!
Take It Off - The DonnasI'm on my second drink
But I've had a few before...
I'm tryin' hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh huh, yeah on the floor!
[Chorus]
Go on and take it off(echo)
Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off(echo)
Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Need your love 1,2,3
Stop starin' at my D cup
Don't waste time, just give it to me
C'mon baby, just feel me up
C'mon, just give it up
[Chorus]Go on and take it off(echo)
Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off(echo)
Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Forget the application...
You're the right guy for the task
Let me take you on vacation
Just do it, you don't have to ask!
[Chorus]Go on and take it off(echo)
Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off(echo)
Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Take it off(echo)
Take it off!
Take it off baby, for me
Take it off(echo)
Take it off!
Take it off baby, for me
Shit Jess, ang halay mo! Makasalanan ka!
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Sanggano
"Walang anak na sanggano kung walang inang sanggano!" -Baby Delgado, Cain at AbelIn a span of 4 weeks, I witnessed 2 accounts of kids innocently mimmicking their parents' dirty deeds!!! hahahahahahahahahaha... MY GAWD! What will you do if your kids see you? For me, it would depend on their age. But I will still make sure that will NEVER happen to me!
Then Jess revealed something... Now that is really f*cked up! Wala ka talagang sinasanto sa panlalandi! Pati bata... GRABEH!!
I'm part of a new club, by the way. It's called KKK. I swear, ang motto kasi ng mga tao ngayon ay iwanan e... WELL...
Oh.. and I have to plug in something: Do watch out for Temptation Island: Kung Saan Nagkakasiraan ng Relasyon. It will be out in the S:\ Drive real soon.
Monday, August 29, 2005
New Boss
"Life is not a poem, Roy! It's a race and I have to win!" -Hilda Koronel, Working GirlsThe above quote really came from the movie mentioned, ok! I did not overhear that from my new boss! hehehehehe... Looks like this will be our guiding principle from now on too.
Just found out my new boss is the cousin of my college busmate. Tsk tsk... small world.
New boss looks like Mikey Rivera crossed with Henry Pulido crossed with Al Callet. hmmmmm... Tatlong Mukha ng Pag-ibig!
Productive day... tsk tsk tsk... I wish the week would be the same. I need to hit my target!
May issue ako kay Mylene... bruha sya!
Punyeta si Junet, nanggigising sya!
Gerald, tama na... naaarouse na ako!
Jess, kaya pala ang landi mo! Learn to let go... It's tough but you must. Don't feel bad that you cannot completely move on. It's just natural that some people are tattooed in our lives forever.
Umm.. Jackie, so sino na ang una mong tinorotot?
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Minsan
"Gaano ba kadalas ang minsan? Once, twice, three times more?" -Hilda Coronel, Gaano Kadalas ang MinsanSwallowed my pride again in front of my buyers. It can be so frustrating especially when you can't do anything about it. My only consolation: I overheard my buyer reprimanding the Nestle Guy (so, hindi lang pala ako...hehe...) --Minsan I
At least I was able to do something about my client's demands! --Minsan II
Chanced upon Mylene and Lala in the area so we had lunch at Gateway. --Minsan III
Saw Jess, Sir Wilbert and Norman at the foodcourt. I haven't seen my distributor since the NasCon at Mandarin. --Minsan IV
Ang landi landi ni Jess dun. Masaya syang may kasamang mga lalaki. --Palagi
We also saw Christian Bautista in the mall and Mylene wanted to stalk him. --Minsan V
When I went back to the office, released na yung orders ko without me lifting a finger. --Minsan VI
hehe.. madalas pala ang minsan!
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Idol
"Ang hindi nakakakilala sa aking pangalan ay aso lamang!" -Nora Aunor, Bilangin ang Bituin sa LangitIt's so hard to be Ms. Congeniality in the office. You always have to put a smile on your face and you can't be clumsy coz people will surely see!! I nearly slipped again in the canteen this afternoon while I was holding my tray. Someone from the production team helped me with my balance and even said my first name! Eeks...
Hahaha... mayabang na ba? Sorry ha, nabibilang kasi ako sa mga taong tulad ni Erwin at ni Gerald na naging cool lang after college! hahahahaha...
I've listed some of the cool things I learned in the office:
- "Wazzup wazzup?" -from AR ng F
- Pole Dancing -from ES ng S (SF under AT)
- Sexy Moaning -from EL ng S (handling J and G)
- Pagdadalaga -from LG ng S (may nagsabi sa akin crush nya si J ng G)
- Black Pantyhose -from FM ng F
- Bedroom Voice -from EB ng F
- 20-Minute Rebonding using a small fine-toothed comb -ED ng H
- Hiwaga ni Uncle Ted -MN ng S
- Boxer Briefs -DM ng S (a basta, kami lang nina RR ang may alam nito...)
- Kama Sutra - RS ng H
Ang galing noh?! Idol ko silang lahat!! Kaya masasabi kong cool at sikat ako! :)
I sent the Krafters a 3-part trivia quiz today. hahaha... Hataw si Jenny, Jackie, Lala and Mylene! Certified Jologs talaga kayo!! To make it fun for you guys, I'll try to look for more Philippine Movie quotes for my blogs this week. hehehe... *song*movie*commercial* (grabeh Junet, gusto kong laruin ulit natin yun!)
Tsk tsk.. and I have lots to do tomorrow. :( I wish we have no work on Monday.
Oh, and I feel bad tonight too... Garci passed away. Worms got him. :( Poor poor doggie. And I was so attached to him. :'( We won't get a dog again so soon. Too traumatic.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Ramblings
Grabeh, parang si OG ng T eto ha! Boobs na boobs pa lang...Syet, turnoff... maitim kilikili!! hehehe...
Gerald's on sick leave so sad kami ni Jess... Pero meron dyan mas sad pa sa amin! hehehe.. Jackstone, trabaho lang... walang personalan. Joan, feeling mo ikaw na naman ang pinag-uusapan.. ano ka, sikat? Ulul...
Si Mylene, hindi na naman magegets yung laman ng blog na toh...
Let's get serious now... WC, what happened to you? Yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko e. Bad trip noh?!
hehehe... AWALAWALAWALA.. Mahina ang ulo ng hindi alam kung ano sinasabi ko.
Jess, ang landi landi mo talaga!
*ubo ubo ubo* May bago akong nasagap!! haha.. fresh na fresh!! Won't share muna. Baka majinx. *wink wink*
It's someone's birthday today... I just don't know who. Well, kung sino ka man: Happy Birthday! :)
Monday, August 22, 2005
cluB puQue
Piano in the Dark - Brenda RussellWhen I find myself watching the time
I never think about all the funny things you said
I feel like it's dead
Where is it leading me now
I turn around in the still of the room
Knowing this is when I'm gonna make my move
Can't wait any longer
And I'm feeling stronger but oh
Just as I walk through the door
I can feel your emotion
It's pullin' me back
Back to love you
I know I'm caught up in the middle
I cry just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no, gave up on the riddle
I cry just a little
When he plays piano in the dark
He holds me close like a thief of the heart
He plays a melody
Born to tear me all apart
The silence is broken
And no words are spoken but oh
Just as I walk through the door
I can feel your emotion
It's pullin' me back
Back to love you
I know I'm caught up in the middle
I cry just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no, gave up on the riddle
I cry just a little
When he plays piano in the dark
We made a new blog today for the Krafters. We thought we'd spice it a little bit so we called it cluB puQue to unite the LCs and the WCs (Don't ask me what those stand for anymore). I like the template I found for that blog. I wish I can do templates... I need one for this blog badly. I want a really slutty one to match the name of this blog.
Speaking of sluts... Jess, pokpok ka to the nth power! POK YOU!
Haaay... tama na... nagseselos na ako.
Tatlo pala tayong may theme song nyan.. Actually, mas bagay yung song kay Joan. Pero ewan ko... when I hear the song and I think of Gerald *honey* naiiyak ako. :-p *puke puke*
Sinong J ang nag-S ng cornsilog sa bagong C ni G?
Sinong MT ng S ang may Cliffhanger? (oi, dukutin mo na yan!)
Sinong CT ng S ang baskil?
At ating bigyang pugay ang certified heartthrob na si OG ng T a.k.a. JC ng S a.k.a. Boy Balkonahe a.k.a. Whappakster a.k.a. John Lloyd! Grabeh!!
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Tagaytay
"Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over." -Gloria NaylorJoan, Christy, Gerald and I went to Tagaytay last Friday just for the heck of it and also for Joan to drown (and puke) her misery in 4 glasses of Kurant with Sprite. In her drunken stupor she joked that I was to blame for all this because I allowed her to fall. I'm still contemplating on that until now. Not that I'm hurt she's blaming me for it but it makes me wonder if friends should really meddle with the others' love life.
I was never really an advocate of hooking people up especially when both parties are close to me. I will just do my part of helping things happen but everything should really be the effort of the ones who want to hook up.
Why am I a bummer? I just don't want to take sides when things don't work out! Plus, I don't want to be blamed for things I have no control over. Believe me, that almost always happens. Love is too complicated and yes, (don't mind the cliche but...) it makes no promises...even to people who are not directly part of it. So even if my friends promise me everything will be alright.. sorry, but no. I'll introduce you to your crush and plan events to make you close to them. I'll also give you advice and a bit of my opinion. But never expect me to directly hook you up or decide your fate for you.
Am I too selfish for feeling this way?
Monday, August 15, 2005
Thermometer
WTF? *sticks the thermometer in Juancho's silly mouth* Sabat kasi ng sabat e!!!
Whirlwind Weekend I had. After a seemingly perfect transaction and coordination of Rustan's order delivery, I was informed at 6pm Friday that we missed 3 important deliveries to them. Made me freak out after everything I did and everything I've been through! :( My reliever? Cheat at crossword (haha.. NERD!) Gerald helped me cheat and we couldn't finish the puzzle even (yeah, pathetic).
Come Saturday, we got rid of one of our maids because the other one confided everything she's been doing to us (stealing money, spreading rumors, wasting food, and using our stuff INCLUDING MY LASH CURLER AND TWEEZERS UGH!!)
We then got a new dog on Sunday. A male pit bull pup my dad named Garci. Morbidly cuter and sweeter than the late Nooky. He doesn't cry and rarely barks. hehe.. but I want to spend money for training and obedience. can't wait to use this command: "Garci, ATTACK!!!" *evil laugh*
I tried to fix all the loose ends today. I harassed people through emails (serious and just for kicks) and practically pleaded insanity to my boss who's on leave because of a twisted hip (sabi ni Mike N. tumbling ka daw kasi ng tumbling! --natatawa ako! hihihihi). I hope I'll have a generally nice week.
Waiting for the hot stuff? Fine!
- Bakit gusto ni JM ng S magpakulot? Yung malanding kulot daw, according to MT ng S. Clue: PPQ
- Sino ang nanabla nung Friday dahil sa walang kakwenta kwentang excuse na hindi raw kasi sya sinundo? Clue: Mahilig syang mag-gym pag Wednesday.
- Ano ang theme song ng Snatcher kay LF ng S habang nakabaon yung kutsilyo sa tagiliran nya? Clue: I-english mo toh: "Sabihin mo sa akin kung san masakit"
I'm going to Vigan with the Slashers! YAY!!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Nooky
"I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief." -Henry David Thoreau
Nooky, our dalmatian, was kinda like that. I just found out this morning that she died last Tuesday. Was poisoned by the fertilizer in the soil she ate. I was not that close with her but well, it still sucks. I'll miss her barking at us when she hears our car approach 5-10 meters away from the gate. I didn't know I'd be affected this way. Oh well...
Christy, malulungkot din ata ako pag nawala ka sa buhay ko. arf arf!!
Erwin...DUWAG!
Oo Lala, pag nakikita kita sa daan humaharurot ako para di kita masakay! hahahahaha...
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Heart
"You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel" - AnonymousAwww man! This sux! It hurts to see your friends brokenhearted.
I was quite productive today with my liquidations and coordination with my account's delivery even if my eyes are half open and my head is floating the whole day. Oh man, I forgot that tea I had was filled with caffeine... argh!!!
But I got guilty that Erwin was not able to join us yesterday even if he lives only 15 mins away from Morato! hehehe... So we went to Jess' tonight just to lounge and poke fun at Juancho and take pictures of a violated and conked out Gerald.
Nice way to end the day. Now if I can only sleep...
Not much buzz today:
- Sinong JC ang nagbabasa ng Sweet Valley? Clue: Bakla sya at muntik na syang tumalon sa balkonahe ng Dencio's
- Anong sinabi ng lokaloka kina Jackie sa McDo? Clue: Akala nyo...
- Sinong J ang bakat ang beybards pag nagvovolleyball? At sino naman ang gumagaya sa kanya sa pagsuot ng pulang preq preq shorts?
- Bakit matatawa si GB ng M pag kakanta sya ng Ave Maria sa misa? Clue: Adonis sya
- Bakit kadiri magkaron ng friend na "Professor"? Kasi it's like comparing an ant to the elephant. "HAHAHAHA"
- I see dead people... may tattoo pa sila kung saan saan...
Jackie, be strong.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Psycho
"One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life." -Alfred HitchcockSurprisingly, I had a very good day today. Too good, in fact, that I'm scared of what will happen tomorrow!! Hopefully I won't have the same fate as Lala with the snatcher...
Alam nyo ba kung pano kumain ng manok habang nagddrive sa probinsya? Isubo ang ulo ng manok (yes, in English this is quite kinky... especially if the chicken's male) at pabayaan syang maglililipad habang hawak ang manibela (sp?) at ang kambyo! Nakakadiri! Kung masakit sa dila ang pagtuka ng manok, patayin sya sa pamamagitan ng pag-ipit ng leeg nya sa bintana ng kotse, tapakan ang gas at humarurot sa highway. hahahaha... ang maka-intindi nito kasing baliw ni Rashed.
I found a very interesting story in the latest copy of Reader's Digest while I was waiting for my buyer to talk to me. The title's Secrets and Lies and is about chronic liars who turned to murder when their hidden identities were exposed. It reminded me of someone who fits the description of a chronic liar. Brrrr... and I was too adamant to reveal their double life!!! Oh how close was I to death!
There's also this girl Mara... *shudders*
My blind items are also psycho:
- Sino ang stalker ni GB? Clue: wala lang syang magawa
- Sinong JM ang galit na galit kay GD dahil na-dethrone sya sa pagka-PPQ? Clue: isa syang iPOKPOKrita
- Sinong JA ang madedepress very very soon? Clue: huhuhu... ang hirap nun!
- Sino ang sasakay kina JS and TL papuntang Baguio? Clue: ayaw namin syang sumama
Monday, August 08, 2005
Che Guevara
"Silence is argument carried out by other means." -Ernesto 'Che' GuevaraI was not abducted by aliens nor did I commit suicide. I was just "busy" doing lots of things and pondering about my future. Oh, and I was in hiding too... hehehe... well, not from anyone in the blogs. Just from someone who makes me want to get out of my desk early and spend my work nights talking with my friends.
So now he's being silent. Changing strategy? I don't know. Does it matter? I don't know either. Well, I hope with all that heat burning inside him, he'll fart himself to oblivion.
Since I haven't updated by blog for 5 days I might as well start with the funny things that we discovered last week. We had lunch at McDonald's last Thursday and while waiting in line, Jess noticed this guy in front of her with a t-shirt saying "foot soldier of Che Guevara." It was a rollercoaster of revelations after that! Christy and Jess didn't know who Che Guevara was! Then when the guy turned and we saw Che Guevara's silhouette printed on the front of his shirt, Jess exclaimed, "Eh si Bob Marley yan e!" hahahahahahahahaha...
But maybe Jess has a point! Look!!!!
hmmm... yeah, whatever. Still kinda stupid to me. hahahahahahaha...How can you not know Che Guevara?!
It turns out not everyone does!! hahahaha...
Pointers to spot who Che Guevara is (from Gerald):
- Hindi sya kumanta ng Redemption song at Buffalo Soldier
- Hindi rin sya yung namatay na reggae master na nakitaan ng 9 species ng kuto sa ulo.
- Higit sa lahat, hindi rin sya babae na naggugupit at nagmamanicure sa yo.
But yeah, how did I know about Che Guevara? I asked Mitch if she knows Che (of course she knows!) but it's still a mystery how we found out about the man behind the silhouette. I first thought we studied about him in school... Naah... come to think of it, we really didn't!! It pays to read a lot, you know!
Friday came... Erwin, Jackie, Gerald and Jess went to my house just to lounge while the rain poured. Yummmmmmmmmm Grill Queen barbecue with hot rice, vinegar and coke. I'll eat that again this weekend. My stomach's growling again. I just heard Christy say Shawarma. ok.. I won't be distracted...
Sh*t, one of us is keeping silent of his problems. He's letting his client win the battle! If I were you, I'd speak. You don't know how Mudrax is... Listen to Jackie's words of wisdom: "What's your intention?! Speak up!" That's what she learned from Mudrax. :-p
ohhhh.. here are the new buzz everyone's been waiting for:
- Sinong CC ang HW? Clue: Homewrecker sya!
- Sinong SL ang ahas? Clue: victim nya ngayon si GS! Isa pang clue: Llllllllllll...
- Hay nako... bakit kaya tahimik din si GC?
- Bakit gustong gusto ni MT na mag-mini skirt? Clue: Malandi kasi sya!
More to come!!!
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Fortune Cookie
"Do not let a problem pull you down. It will be hard to find a solution that will bring you up." - found this today in my fortune cookieStupid fortune! Stupid fortune cookie! I'm on a much needed holiday today and it feels so0o0o0o good! I don't wanna engage you further with my mindless rantings. So if you feel smothered with work, just stop, click here, download, play and enjoy the rest of the day. :)
Got this from some mole: Kung si JA may GB, si EC may HP, si JM may LE at si JJ may RL, ano naman ang meron si CC? hahahahaha... THE BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, August 01, 2005
Gossip
"Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around." -Frank A. ClarkToday I made extra effort *again* to evade confrontation and was busy looking busy on my desk. Good thing I was able to accomplish a lot of things because of it or else I'd be calling the integrity hotline already.
Only this afternoon did I find out that my hunch was right and I'm really being pursued because of a serious gossip they are denying they spread. "It was mere observation." HAH! How can you observe something that never happened? And by this statement, you are also admitting that you're responsible for spreading the whole shit! Why do you have to do something like that? To wreck lives? To increase your pogi points?! WRONG MOVE, LOSERS!!
The thing that infuriates me a lot is that I'm being dragged in this whole shit when I'm merely being a supporter of the truth. I don't wanna be part of it, ok? So you don't need to confront me. Just quit being guilty and quit spreading nasty lies and let's live our lives in peace!
Friends, sorry to disappoint but this is not something I have to have a major role on. What happened to the previous AHole we fondly call Gelo now was different because I was directly involved. This time, I'm just a spectator. What I can do is be present in the confrontation and support those who deserve it.
*changes mood*
Have I got juicy juicy stuff for you today!!!! Hindi pala si D ang bi!!! Si S ang bi!!! Tamang tama para kay M!! Tibo naman sya e! (now that's fun gossip! haha.. keep guessing people!)
At sino ang arok na arok ang pag-huyag ng mundo? Clue: Tinagurian syang Bb. Balagtas sa Bayan ng Laguna.
Ohhh.. now I know the name of that local Ferrero I was talking about. It's Samba by Arcor
YAY!! I'm on leave tomorrow! Gonna shop, shop and shop again!
