Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Psycho
"One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life." -Alfred HitchcockSurprisingly, I had a very good day today. Too good, in fact, that I'm scared of what will happen tomorrow!! Hopefully I won't have the same fate as Lala with the snatcher...
Alam nyo ba kung pano kumain ng manok habang nagddrive sa probinsya? Isubo ang ulo ng manok (yes, in English this is quite kinky... especially if the chicken's male) at pabayaan syang maglililipad habang hawak ang manibela (sp?) at ang kambyo! Nakakadiri! Kung masakit sa dila ang pagtuka ng manok, patayin sya sa pamamagitan ng pag-ipit ng leeg nya sa bintana ng kotse, tapakan ang gas at humarurot sa highway. hahahaha... ang maka-intindi nito kasing baliw ni Rashed.
I found a very interesting story in the latest copy of Reader's Digest while I was waiting for my buyer to talk to me. The title's Secrets and Lies and is about chronic liars who turned to murder when their hidden identities were exposed. It reminded me of someone who fits the description of a chronic liar. Brrrr... and I was too adamant to reveal their double life!!! Oh how close was I to death!
There's also this girl Mara... *shudders*
My blind items are also psycho:
- Sino ang stalker ni GB? Clue: wala lang syang magawa
- Sinong JM ang galit na galit kay GD dahil na-dethrone sya sa pagka-PPQ? Clue: isa syang iPOKPOKrita
- Sinong JA ang madedepress very very soon? Clue: huhuhu... ang hirap nun!
- Sino ang sasakay kina JS and TL papuntang Baguio? Clue: ayaw namin syang sumama
link | YuneePuks posted at 11:59:00 PM |
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