Thursday, July 28, 2005
Fresh na Fresh!
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." -Ernest HemingwayYahoooooo... I'm on a roll with my quoted retorts! Hmmm... sa'n naman kaya ako kukuha ng eklat tungkol kay Hemingway?
Sorry people but I was on field today so hindi ganon ka-intense yung office buzz ko. Heto lang, may gustong kumausap sa akin bukas. Pag hindi work-related ito, isusumbong ko na sya sa boss ko! @&*@!%$ Nakakainis na talaga e!!
Ahhh.. ayokong ma-high blood sa mga walang kwentang tao. Change topic!!! ok.. So I went to Makati this afternoon to check on my displays in Rockwell and Ayala. Well, I got the shock of my life when I found the strangest thing atop my Eden display!! hahahaha... It was a soap called PENI FRESH! Syempre tinanggal ko kagad sya sa display ko! Pero bago bitawan yung sabon, tiningnan ko muna sya! hehehe.. Sadly, the picture was "wholesome" kasi abs lang ng lalaki yung naka-feature. hahahahaha... But take note, the soap guarantees that if you use it, your dick will feel fresh (well, not in that context). Pare naman, hindi ba kaya ng Safeguard yan? Hehe.. fine.. gender equality ba ito? Sabagay, kung may pH Care, kelangan may Peni Fresh! I didn't know dicks are THAT sensitive to pH balance. I don't think the soap claims healing properties for STDs or yeast infections either. Is it highly recommended for the uncircumcized? They should have specified that. hehehe...
I also couldn't fathom why that bar of soap was in my display? My first theory would be some wife wanted to buy it for her husband but found the cheese a greater necessity to her family. O baka naman someone was preparing for a wild night and thought of a kinky way to use the cheese (and opted to buy that instead). Ewan ko talaga.
I wouldn't flinch if I see this in a specialty store like Kink Cakes and I bet girls would buy those as "prank" gifts to their boos... but Rustan's!? Ang galing ng mga ahente nya ha! Bilib ako sa distribution efforts nila. I wonder how a product like that would move in a store like Rustan's. Imagine the cashier's expression... especially if the barcode won't register! hahaha...
Dare: bibili ako nyan para maubos ang mga kupal sa mundo!!
But not in Rustan's. Kilala na ako ng mga tao dun! Kakahiya... :-p
link | YuneePuks posted at 10:39:00 PM |
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